I'm at school, either literally inside a classroom or working on OPRO, for roughly fourteen hours a weekday, or seventy-eight hours a week. This doesn't surprise most of you, but it means that I literally have not done anything outside of school, including further university applications. It's interesting.

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Picture Jeffree Star googling his own name, as he is wont to do.
Picture Jeffree Star's eyes lighting up as they see the number of hits.
Picture Jeffree Star reeling under waves of shock, disbelief, and anger.
Picture Jeffree Star convincing himself that they are talking about someone else.

Picture Jeffree Star, drunk and alone at two o'clock in the morning, closing his drapes and dressing up as a man.

Picture Jeffree Star cutting and pasting in MSpaint at 3:30 in the morning.

Picture Jeffree Star calling around on a Friday night with growing desperation, his brow furrowing as it becomes clear he will once again spend the night at home alone with a congealing pot of Mr. Noodles.

Picture Jeffree star becoming unduly frustrated as he fails to find the television remote, when in fact the source of his frustration is his growing need for a piss and a shower.

Picture Jeffree Star's sentences growing increasingly and obnoxiously long and circuitous, despite - as others may readily attest - the undeniable lack of a resultant increase in quality or other subjective merits.

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Got to put together my spesh-con-app for King's. I've been trying to get up early to do this for several days. It looks like I'm failing to do so again today.