The next midsized thing:

Disobedience, Civil (imaginary)

or, in other words,

Shit Disturbance

in a silly, ineffectual, neurotic paranoia sense.

Come on, it'll be fun. Here's one idea:

Alarmism:

The Justice department has set a precedent by requesting that Google divulge some of its retained data for a study on pornography.

The Patriot Act has set a precedent of mining seemingly safe data to identify possibly dangerous individuals by their actions.

Conspiracy Theory:

In a worst case scenario, it could be but a matter of time until these two precedents meet in an Orwellian orgy of civil rights violations.

SO,

To prepare for the possible, hopefully unlikely event that Google data is mined for Orwellian, Patriot Act purposes, we must create a data glut. We have to start making t-word incriminating searches from as many different IP addresses as possible. That way, when older sibling filters for dangerous searches, it will come up with enough dead ends that their scheme will be a failure.

At the very least, it will give us that fun, subversive rush that we shit-disturbing adolescent f*cks thrive on.

So, ladies and gentlemen, start using your computer, public computers, school computers, friends' computers, and anything else you can get your hand on to make searches like "sarin+gas+recipe", "NYC+water+supply", "due+process+guantanamo+bay", and "American Civil Liberties Union".


Man, I'm going to be a trendsetter among people with a tenuous grasp on reality, paranoia, and chronic boredom.