Top two things to read from the bottom of the list:

1. Emerson
2. still not Nietzsche

Block quote:

(What the almost imperceptibly shorter MacIvor man said yesterday.)

essentiallyunremarkable's top several subject lines for asking-for-a-job-from-TD emails:

5. Fwd:fw: A holiday Angel for U (don't brea
4. Noli praeterire hoc!
3. I'm banking on banking.
2. re:formaldehyde teletypesetting
1. Application for Summer Employment