Nativity in Off-White

Four score and seven minutes ago, a moment that shall not live in infamy, I brought forth into this domain a blog, a lonely island of vacuous content in the midst of a vast ocean of intellectual prosperity.

We stand today engaged even now in a great struggle to see whether any blog, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is this proposition we must test - that the work pourèd into this site may not be wasted - that a blog need not be meaningful nor original to exist - that ubiquity is as arresting a concept as any other - and that musings by no one, for no one, and of no one shall not perish from the earth.

Not that anyone would notice.